These 2 red necks walk into a fast food place and they notice a girl eating chicken. Soon after the girl starts to choke. One of the red necks goes to her and he asks “can you swallow?” she shakes her head no. He asks “can you breath?” she turns blue and shakes her head no. The other red neck run over to her and puts her on the table and pulls down her pants. He licks her from her butt all the way up to her neck. She gets so shocked she spits out the piece of chicken.
The red neck goes ” I’ve heard of the himlick mover, but I never seen it.”